A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'Hunting Flies', he responded.
'Oh! Killing any?', she asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked,
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!'