- A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
- A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please - and one for the road."
- dyslexic man walked into a bra
Welcome to my personal website/blog. Its just a series of rants about what I see in the news and what I read in the paper. I hope you enjoy reading this site.
Alykhan. head "Phyuck"