Suprise her with a bigger penis at Barbie site
OOOOOOps someone at Mattel.com has some explaining to do!
CIA uses shoelaces to send messages!
Next time you see someone with an odd shoelace pattern, its not that they don't know how to tie shoelaces but instead they are sending an encoded message.
No porn movies on Virgin Galactic
THE boss of the world’s first space travel firm has revealed how a film producer attempted to hire the world’s most advanced space craft – to make a porn movie.
Virgin Galactic president Will Whitehorn has said he was baffled when he was approached by someone interested in hiring the whole spacecraft – only to find out he was a porn baron.
The Scots-born boss, who heads-up Virgin’s space tourism arm for Richard Branson, said that he didn’t know how much was on offer, but that money was clearly no object.
The 49-year-old said: “We hot approached by someone who turned out to be a porn-film maker who wanted to hire the whole ship.
“They wanted to make a sex movie in space."
Earthrace - Anti-Whaling Stealth Boat
Earthrace, the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society's new high-tech anti-whaling powerboat, rests in Auckland Harbor, New Zealand, ahead of its deployment for Perth, and then the Southern Ocean. The 80-foot trimaran features paint that deflects radar, allowing the vessel to approach whaling ships virtually unseen. Leaving Perth on December 7, Earthrace will join the Society's ship Steve Irwin on a three-month voyage protesting Japan's industrial whaling program.
Phyuck yeah!
Don't wear your jammies in Shanghai anymore!
Shanghai will host the World Expo next year, and city officials are preparing for the influx of foreigners with a campaign to ban citizens from wearing their pajamas out in the streets. An article in the Chengdu Business Daily expresses outrage over the campaign as a civil rights abuse. Snip:
Many Shanghai residents are used to loitering around the streets in their pajamas. But now the municipal government is making every effort to stop them from doing so, because it would be a "loss of face" for city authorities if a foreigner sees people walking the streets in pajamas during the 2010 World Expo.
Source: (BoingBoing)
NSA to store yottabytes of surveillance data in Utah mega repository
The NSA is constructing a datacenter in the Utah desert that they project will be storing yottabytes of surveillance data. And what is a yottabyte? I’m glad you asked.
On a remote edge of Utah's dry and arid high desert, where temperatures often zoom past 100 degrees, hard-hatted construction workers with top-secret clearances are preparing to build what may become America's equivalent of Jorge Luis Borges's "Library of Babel," a place where the collection of information is both infinite and at the same time monstrous, where the entire world's knowledge is stored, but not a single word is understood. At a million square feet, the mammoth $2 billion structure will be one-third larger than the US Capitol and will use the same amount of energy as every house in Salt Lake City combined.
Unlike Borges's "labyrinth of letters," this library expects few visitors. It's being built by the ultra-secret National Security Agency—which is primarily responsible for "signals intelligence," the collection and analysis of various forms of communication—to house trillions of phone calls, e-mail messages, and data trails: Web searches, parking receipts, bookstore visits, and other digital "pocket litter." Lacking adequate space and power at its city-sized Fort Meade, Maryland, headquarters, the NSA is also completing work on another data archive, this one in San Antonio, Texas, which will be nearly the size of the Alamodome.
Just how much information will be stored in these windowless cybertemples? A clue comes from a recent report prepared by the MITRE Corporation, a Pentagon think tank. "As the sensors associated with the various surveillance missions improve," says the report, referring to a variety of technical collection methods, "the data volumes are increasing with a projection that sensor data volume could potentially increase to the level of Yottabytes (1024 Bytes) by 2015." Roughly equal to about a septillion (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) pages of text, numbers beyond Yottabytes haven't yet been named. Once vacuumed up and stored in these near-infinite "libraries," the data are then analyzed by powerful infoweapons, supercomputers running complex algorithmic programs, to determine who among us may be—or may one day become—a terrorist. In the NSA's world of automated surveillance on steroids, every bit has a history and every keystroke tells a story.
The KFC Coleslaw Secret is out!
This tangy coleslaw requires no preparation time and can be stored for days. KFC copycat recipes are always delicious. Give this copycat recipe a try today. 1. Core the cabbage, then shred the cabbage fine using the fine disk for the shredder attachment to the mixer. Shred the carrot the same way. Mix together cabbage, carrot and onion.Ingredients
Instructions
2. In a bowl combine the buttermilk, mayonnaise, milk and lemon juice with a whisk until well combined. Add the salt and pepper. Add the sugar to the sauce until well mixed in. Add the sauce to the cabbage and carrot mixture and mix well and allow the mixture to marinate for 13 hours in the refrigerator
Life on Europa ? Scientists think so
A model of Europa's interior, including a global ocean. If a 100 kilometer-deep ocean existed below the Europan ice shell, it would be 10 times deeper than any ocean on Earth and would contain twice as much water as Earth's oceans and rivers combined. Credit: NASA/JPL
New research suggests that there is plenty of oxygen available in the subsurface ocean of Europa to support oxygen-based metabolic processes for life similar to that on Earth. In fact, there may be enough oxygen to support complex, animal-like organisms with greater oxygen demands than microorganisms.
Worlds Most Beautiful Object...WTF!
The Gyrofocus, designed by the award-winning contemporary fireplace maker Focus, has been named as the World's Most Beautiful Object for the 2008-2009 Pulchra design competition. The suspended fireplace achieved the highest number of votes in the inaugural year of the ten-year design competition. Over a year, 74,425 participants voted by Internet for the 10 most beautiful objects among 100 selected by a jury of experts in design and architecture, including Alessandro Mendini, Italo Lupi and Matteo Vercelloni. The fireplace created by Dominique Imbert in 1968 came out as the voters’ top choice, over objects ranging from a television designed by Philips, a Sony Ericsson mobile phone, creations by Philippe Starck, and a Leo Cut diamond; their key point in common being the beauty of their design.Gyrofocus, voted ‘World’s most beautiful object’ 2008–2009 in Pulchra competition
Giant Blobs of "Sea Mucus" are invading the Mediterranean Sea - Yuck!
Mucus-like blobs that are forming with increasing frequency in the Mediterranean. They're loaded with bacteria and viruses and the larger ones are 200 kilometers (125 miles) long. Sea snot invasion!
Top Story in Singapore Strait Times Website Today - 3 women caught at sex orgy
THREE Malaysian women were caught having an orgy with 19 Bangladeshi men on the first day of Hari Raya.
None of them realised they were being monitored by a group of policemen, who had surrounded the house in Felda Krau, Raub, before they were raided at 2.30am.
Harian Metro, quoting Raub OCPD Supt Wan Mohd Samsudin Wan Osman, said all 22 were arrested, including the three women aged between 17 and 43.
He said investigations revealed that the women had spent the past two nights in the house to satisfy the lust of the Bangladeshis, aged between 20 and 30.
'All three women are detained for investigations under Section 372B of the Penal Code for soliciting for the purpose of prostitution,' he said, adding that police also found several used condoms in the house.
He said during the raid, some of the men tried to escape but failed as the house had been cordoned off.
A 56-year-old man, suspected to be the pimp, was also detained.
In the following pictures, you see people with very strong facial expressions
Can you identify their expression?
THEY'RE ALL GETTING READY TO SNEEZE!!
How to tell the sex of a fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'Hunting Flies', he responded.
'Oh! Killing any?', she asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked,
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!'
Another sign of global warming - Noctilucent clouds over the USA and parts of Europe
Mysterious, glowing clouds previously seen almost exclusively in Earth’s polar regions have appeared in the skies over the United States and Europe over the past several days.
Photographers and other sky watchers in Omaha, Paris, Seattle, and other locations have run outside to capture images of what scientists call noctilucent (”night shining”) clouds. Formed by ice literally at the boundary where the earth’s atmosphere meets space 50 miles up, they shine because they are so high that they remain lit by the sun even after our star is below the horizon.
The clouds might be beautiful, but they could portend global changes caused by global warming. Noctilucent clouds are a fundamentally new phenomenon in the temperate mid-latitude sky, and it’s not clear why they’ve migrated down from the poles. Or why, over the last 25 years, more of them are appearing in the polar regions, too, and shining more brightly.
Nomura's jellyfish threaten Japanese fishing industry
Swarms of giant Nomura’s jellyfish are about to descend on the waters off Japan, putting the country’s fishing industry at serious risk.
Nomura’s jellyfish grow up to 2 meters (6 feet 7 inches) in diameter and weigh up to 220 kilograms (450 pounds), and are commonly found in the waters between China and Japan. Scientists have detected unprecedented numbers heading to Japan, in what local media has described as a “jellyfish typhoon.”
Nomura’s jellyfish populations have surged previously during 1958 and 1995, dealing a huge blow to Japan’s fishing industry. The jellyfish, which are as large as a man, damage nets and kill fish with venom.
, decreasing available fish stocks. They also sting fisherman, creating an often risky situation when caught.
Although numbers this year aren’t known yet, during the 2005 surge an estimated 300 to 500 million Nomura’s jelly fish passed through the Tsushima Strait between South Korea and Japan every day. They’re also hard to get rid off, releasing millions of offspring into the water when they are attacked or killed.
New pictures here.
Today's Technology
As a man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot, the doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.” The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “The good news is you’ve got $10,000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new one that will not only work as well as your old one did, but even more often, if you wish. The thing is, it doesn’t come cheap. It’s $1000 an inch.” The man perks up at this news. The doctor says, “So, it’s for you to decide how many inches you want, but it’s something you’d better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. It’s really important that she plays a role in this. Making decisions together will help you through this tough time.” The man agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor leaves. The doctor comes back the next day. “Well,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?” “I have,” says the man. “And has she helped you in making the decision?” “Yes, she has,” says the man. “And what is it?” asks the doctor. The man replies, “We’re getting granite counter tops.”
Reasons To Smile
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences…. He thought he was God. I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Ever notice how the people who tell you to “calm down” are the ones who upset you in the first place. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 6. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder 7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe 8. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing 9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 10. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 11. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 12. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. 13. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 14. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 15. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 16. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 17. Procrastinate Now! 18. A hangover is the wrath of grapes! 19. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 20. He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, DEAD. 21. Ham and eggs...A day's work the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig. 22. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The Polite Way to Pee:
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?"
"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
you to after dinner.'"
The teacher fainted..
Touching speech by President Obama in Cairo
The speech is here
Small excerpt..
"All of us share this world for but a brief moment in time. The question is whether we spend that time focused on what pushes us apart, or whether we commit ourselves to an effort -- a sustained effort -- to find common ground, to focus on the future we seek for our children, and to respect the dignity of all human beings."
President Obama, June 3rd 2009 Cairo
Women breaks world record for Vagina lifting! - now that's talent
A Russian woman has set a new world record for vagina lifting….and yes, before you ask, we’re not making this up, and yes, the Guinness Book of Records keeps a tally on the record.
42 year old Tatiata Kozhevnikova broke the record by lifting a 31 pound (14 kg) glass ball. According to local media, Tatiata has been exercising her vagina for fifteen years. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
Just in case you haven’t tried lifting weights with your vagina before, Tatiata recommends it to all women who want to improve their sex life. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she said.
Serena William's Tshirt is a classic!
Serena's T-shirt reveals her exasperation with the world rankings
Largest Yacht Record lasts 1 month
Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich finally launched his record-setting 557-ft. mega yacht "Eclipse" in Hamburg, Germany.
The launch bests the lavish $350 million Dubai that set sail from, yes, Dubai. At 551-ft. in length, the Dubai had been the longest yacht in the world. The Eclipse also cost a cool $350 mil to complete, but it comes with a host of modern extras and a decidedly un-tacky interior so we're giving it the edge not only on length, but in the taste department as well.
Take for example the missile defense system that allows the crew to jam incoming pirate missiles. Or, perhaps you'll consider the secret underwater submarine entrance, perfect for James Bond style escapes—just watch out for those underwater knife fights!
Then there's the two heli-pads, pool with surrounding Havana bars, cinema, library, restaurant, private garden and a 5,000-sq.-ft. master bedroom.
Here is a picture of the old record holder..
Want a new Rolls Royce for 30,000 pounds?
Rolls Royce Phantom (The Real thing!)
Geely Ge
If you are in China you can get a Geely Ge which is a clone. Now that's ballsy!
The real thing retails for a little over 400K. (See picture below)
This one probably explodes on impact and has a V4 engine.
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